Two Twinkies and a Microphone

I've gone through two boxes of wintergreen Altoids in the last twenty-four hours. Additionally, I've cried three times while re-laying the details of my life story to an unsympathetic Microsoft Word document, and one other time while watching my new favorite show, Gossip Girl. My bum is seriously numb since I've been sitting on it for the past five hours, and all I want is a Heath Bar and a cherry and Coke Slurpee from 7-11. Not everyone's life can be as glamorous as this, but you're welcome to live vicariously through mine if you'd like.

Work is fine, class is great, and I can see! Nothing else to report, really.