Everything Is On

I frequently receive unsolicited e-mails in my Smith e-mail account. For example, I received an e-mail this morning that reads as follows:

Nuclear forces. One tomorrow of the planet, and a double nuclear Washing machines; you have in space knows exactly what.

What does this mean?

On somewhat of a related note, my father forwards me ridiculous e-mails on a daily basis. Oftentimes they are titled, "I thought you could use a laugh!" or "Just what the doctor ordered!" That is, however, beside the point... One of today's forwarded e-mails featured the following, which I thought was a little bit funny:

Wouldn't it be funny to swallow a whole lot of magnets? It could mean temporarily defying gravity! And who doesn't want to do that?