Thank you, Alex Weiss...

You have inspired me to procrastinate in the following way:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jen Paul!

1. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jen Paul!
2. Reindeer like to eat Jen Paul!
3. California is the biggest exporter of Jen Paul in the world!
4. Jen Paul can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Jen Paul on.
6. The horns of Jen Paul are made entirely from hair!
7. You should always open Jen Paul at least an hour before drinking her!
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Jen Paul had to pay a special Jen Paul tax.
9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jen Paul.
10. All shrimp are born as Jen Paul, but gradually mature into females.

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I think #2 is really funny. I should be studying for my History of Psychiatry midterm, but instead I'm laughing about reindeer eating me. Spring break will be here very soon; although, mine will mostly be spent in NYC at the Hilton in midtown for NHSMUN. This is cause for a commotion. My hair is getting really long, and I want to do something with it (because I always want to do something with it), but I'm just at a loss as to what I could actually pull off. Some people (namely Angela and Jen H., who I work with on B. Zamboanga's research team) think I should cut my hair short again, but I'm not sure that I'm ready for that sort of commitment right now. (Isn't it funny that I'm speaking about hair in terms of a relationship?) The weather was pretty effed up today - bright and temperate one moment, then snow flying about in ridiculous circles the next. I finished reading The Sorrows of Young Werther tonight - such a tragic story. Matt thinks the Werther pictured on my edition of the book looks like Bob Nordheim, which makes me laugh. (Matt also happens to be pretty ineffectual when it comes to playing the "Blank looks just like Blank" game.) I talked to my cat, Sonjia, tonight. She's in California, but I managed to make her purr all the way from Massachusetts. What now?

Are you kidding me?

Yes, I know it's been 12 million years since I last posted, but this latest article about Yanni seemed the perfect excuse to touch base with my limited readership once again.

I have lots to say about this semester: from my kickin' roommate and suh-weet pad to my Research Assistant job in the Psycholoy Department at Smith and a couple phenomenal classes. Stay tuned because I promise to post an extensive update in the next day or two. And if I don't, you can punch me in the face. Ten times.