Too tired. Too many headaches. Too unemployed. Too lonely. Too few hours in the day. Too many upsets. Too broke. Too self-deprecating. Too far away from the Smithies I love. Too many poodles. Too much junk food. Too little productivity. Too bored. Too motivationless to do anything about it.
I got out of the shower over 2 hours ago. Why haven't I left the house yet?
June 20, 2005
Too Many Zeros
Posted by Jen at 3:10 PM
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I know what will cheer you up, the fact that I got the following message on MySpace:
Date: Jun 21, 2005 1:47 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: We are currently looking for women of varying ages looking for a bright new job. All models are on a per contract agreement. We are not looking for just supermodels , although they are nice, anyone has a chance with us. If choosen to be placed in the magizine your pay will be determined on where in magizine you are on witch photo shoot you agree to and how many shoots we use. Models make anywhere from $500 to $5000 per shoot if chosen, each shoot takes between a 1/2 hour to an 1 1/2. Please contact Mr.Russo @ swoopmodeling@seductive.com with your age, telephone number, address, and a short description if interested. Private portfolio work also availible.
We have Many differant types of shoots ranged from:
Dressed $500
Sexy Dressed $1000
Bikina $2000
Bra + Panties $3000
Nude (classy art) $4000
Erotica $5000
JEN! I blame you for the fact that I have now been asked to be a nude model. MySpace is so SKETCHY!
P.S. I <3 you.
Ummmm not sure why it posted that like 4 million times. Sorry!
too much junk food? impossible.
I too would like to post a comment about a message I recently received on myspace, in hopes of cheering you up:
From: sandra
Date: Jun 19, 2005 3:29 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: Hi Sunil!
Body: Have you heard about Doulike? It is very cool site.The thing is, they show you a pic of girl and ask if u like her. You answer Yes or No. If you clicks Yes they send her your pic and ask the same. If u both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
Do you like me? http://www.doulike.com/affid6/2591.html
;-)
Incredible!
Can we hang out soon?
jen... u know u have more going for you than that
matthew
farrellm@bu.edu
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