OMG

You know you're extemely thirsty when you're awoken by a need for liquid so urgent that you find yourself filling up your Nalgene bottle with DC from the dining hall at 8:07am. Yeah, I'm talking about a serious case of thirst here...why else would I be awake right now?

Speaking of being awake, I wonder if Casey Shevin is awake right now. After writing that ridiculous post to my entire weblog community last night, she may have decided to resign herself to bed for the day. (Wow, I get such a big kick out of saying "weblog community." Hahaaa!) Did anyone else think Casey's attempt to convince everyone she was writing under extreme pressure rather than by choice was even the least bit hilarious? Well, I did. Especially since it was all a lie. First of all, do I seem like the kind of person who would force my friend to write a post in my weblog? (Don't answer that.) And second, do I seem like the kind of person who, if indeed guilty of forcing my friend to write a post in my weblog, would ask for her/him to write that kind of post? Exactly... All I can say is that it's a damn good thing Casey and I got in a little more practice on the Napolean dance last night; otherwise, she would be in deep trouble (you know, for writing obscene posts to my weblog community).

Speaking of Napolean and dancing, the historic Academy of Music Theatre in Northampton is holding an official Napolean Dynamite Film and Dance Contest on Saturday, April 23, at 3pm!!! You should obviously go. I wish I could go. I would've fucking auditioned, too, had the competition not been limited to solo performances. Ugh...

I am so tired. I think I'll go back to bed now. I mean, I actually have class today. I should, you know, be rested for that. It's Len's class (Writing for Theatre), which is only the best class ever. You should come some time. He likes visitors, and it'll be the best 2 hours of your life. Promise.

My use of superlatives is out of control.

More later, playas. ;)

PS. I think it's worth mentioning that I used a real cuss word in this post in what is, I think, the first time I have used a real cuss word in my entire weblogging career. That is such a huge landmark.

PPS. LCD Soundsystem is so good! Ahhh!