Fuckin' Rishi Shah

So I thought I was going to bed immediately, but then I started talking to Rishi Shah, one of my best friends from home, and he shared the following insight with me, which is just SO FUNNY that I couldn't help but share it with you:

rks1129: we'll find you a good HB boy when you get hererks1129: one with a big truck

This is especially funny because I have this awesome middle school crush on the lead singer (or the keyboardist or the guitarist) from the band Elkland, and as it turns out, the lead singer, Jon, actually has a crush on Rishi Shah! They are on a fucking text-message basis! They met a while back and reconnected at SXSW, and Jon was apparently all over him (or at least wanted to be...too bad Rishi's not gay). But Rishi told me to remind him to text message Jon before the show on Monday night (because Alex and I are seeing Elkland in New York then) presumably...you know...so he could put in a good word for me, except we both know that's pointless because a) I'm not a trashy hoe, and b) Jon's gay. So the next-best thing? A "good HB boy" - "one with a big truck." Ugh!